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  • Donald Trump: “Employees can make adjustments for not getting paid.”

    America is so cowed into docility…and so afraid of admitting that they elected a super-rich individual magnitudes more corrupt and stupid - but still as shrewd - as even the worst politician, who tells them to eat cake….where are the riots? Where is the anger? It’s like watching an insect swirl down the drain after you flush. It’s astonishing. And shockingly good political theatre. America is going to lead the entire world into this hideous future with it.

    See how the system elevates rich people - a majority of whom don’t ‘earn’ it - and how it treats people who struggle to make it?

    Ocasio-Cortez is a 'bartender-turned-Congresswoman’, as if she’s defined by her struggle while also declaring that it’s something very rare to actually be poor and accomplish something important.

    Trump is a lifelong 'entrepreneur’ who is only that way because his dad gave him a million dollars at a time when you could do anything you could imagine with a million dollars and who has gone bankrupt and destroyed more businesses and lives and bankrupted more people than you can imagine to get where he is.

    Let’s get this right:

    Kids in Texas took their parent’s truck and drove around and egged cars. A man involved pulled a gun and *chased* the kids. Chased them. Scared, they ran a red light and killed a woman. The teen is being charged with murder and the man who pulled the gun is just walking away.

    So in Texas there are no consequences for threatening kids with a gun and chasing them in your car for so long that they run a red light and kill a woman.

    A Boeing executive who is now our Defense Secretary believes we should focus all of our military attention on China.
    Again, a businessman who ran one of the biggest military contractors in the world, who is now our Defense Secretary, says we should not only focus on Russia, but China, too. Can’t wait to see how much more money Defense Contractors receive next budget to cover this new ‘area of interest’.

    Democratic Congresswoman: “Let’s look at things like drones on the border, rather than a wall?”

    Ehhhh…you see what’s happening here? Make things so bad that ‘drones’ look good. You know where your border is? Let’s go back in time and look at how Cheney rewrote your border with the Patriot Act that his Supreme Court gave a rubber stamp. Guess what your border is? 100 miles inland for the circumference of your country. You know what’s 100 miles inland from the circumference of the United States? Nearly 70 percent of the population.
    Running headlong into the great future, huh?

    Happy 2019!

    In all we see and read and hear, we know of the ‘recent obesity epidemic’.
    You know what we eat that isn’t 'recent’? Butter, mayo, meat, dairy, eggs, real whole milk, etc., etc.
    You know what *is* 'recent’ that we now eat? Soda, unethical, immoral, unhealthy factory farmed food, monster drinks, high fructose corn syrup, microwaves, frozen factory food that you bring home and 'reheat’ because you’re just so busy, skim milk with absolutely no nutritional value and full of antibiotics and pesticides, oh, and pesticides simply used to *dry* your crops and fuck it, who cares?
    Happy 2019!

    Top 3 Big Bang Theory episodes:

    #1, far above and beyond any other episode is ‘Adhesive Duck Deficiency’. The hospital scene is one of the funniest and most well-written sitcom scenes ever.

    #2 is The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis. “I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!”. Enough said.

    #3 is The Bad Fish Paradigm. A valium-inebriated Sheldon doesn’t have a chance to not be funny.

    For the recent history of the First World, there has been one wall, the Berlin Wall, universally derided and torn down. They want you to believe the wall is there to keep ‘them’ out, but what happened to the people in East Berlin?

    Now there is one ‘wall’ built in the EU and another shutting down an entire government over being built.Why all the walls? Because the First World countries that created the world that so many refugees want to escape are now telling those refugees they can’t partake in the prosperity that is a direct result of the exploitation of those same countries those refugees are from.

    Some society capitalism has created here.

    Who takes over the government during a shutdown? Democrats. Who is taking the blame for this shutdown? Democrats. Who’s going to cave when they realize they’ve bungled this entire thing again to Donald Trump? Democrats. Donald Trump will make Democrats look like idiots again.
    Face it….this was an absolutely egregious, brilliant political move, and the Democrats lose again.

    Republican Mike Lee is blocking the voting for members of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission because there is a lesbian on the board and he says she is going to use her position to push a ‘homosexual agenda’ at the EEOC.
    If members aren’t voted upon by December 31st, there will be no Equal Employment Opportunity Commission at all. Which, of course, is the point of this theocracy.

    • Windows Update: "You cannot complete that command as your organization's setting won't let you do that."
    • Me: "What? What organization?"
    • Windows: "Please enable remote access to allow us to fix this issue."
    • Me, to myself: "Well, what the hell, you have to experience everything to really understand everything."
    • *Remote Access Approved*
    • Me, to myself, out loud to the room: "This is the creepiest thing I've ever experienced."

    Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park during his ‘Man creates Dinosaurs’ speech:


    Goldblum: “Cheney creates false war to control oil.”
    “Drone strikes and prison torture breeds rampant terrorism.”
    “Without Army in invaded country, country will fall apart.”
    “Citizens now convinced war is necessary and that it can never end or there will be chaos.”


    Ellie Sadler: “World rejects the immoral, unethical framework of exploitation known as Capitalism, Democratic Socialism takes over the world.”


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